A Thai Christmas Party
Tonight was my teacher's family's Christmas party. It was quite an ordeal. Her dad is a government official and they are quite well-to-do. There were about 150 people at the house. It was quite fun, that is until the 'game' time started.
You see, Thais love to do contests for prizes. They call for random people to come up front, compete, and have a jolly good time. I usually don't mind doing stupid things in front of people but the grouping this time bothered me. They called for the single people to come up. I completely understood what they were saying in Thai and was not about to draw attention to this but my teacher ran across the yard, grabbed my arm and dragged me up front. Slowly, others joined as well but, of course, they did make a big deal out of a beautiful farang joining in on the games.
So, not only am I embarrassed that I'm one of the oldest single people there but the MCs are asking everyone all of these questions (and of course, I'm not all that comfortable in the Thai language). To make matters worse, they had rented a sound system. Now, sound systems in Thailand are pretty nasty. So, everything that is being said is filtered through mass crackling noises. When it got to my turn to compete, I told them my name, where I was from, etc. and then did the little blub of the game. This group of people really seem to like saying 'wan chrisamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . .' (if you can't guess, it's 'Christmas') for as long as you can. The person who holds it the longest, of course, wins. The over-dramatic guy in charge of counting fell to his knees as I kept going -- he counted to 72! I got a lot of laughs and a lot of applause because that, by far, won!
When they handed me the prize the the MC guy asked me 'diijai mai kap?" (which means, 'are you happy?'). But, with the crinkling of the sound system I heard a very distinct, 'biijai mai kap?' ('bii' is 'years'). I thought he was asking me something about my age. So, I just stood there staring and trying really, really hard to figure out what 'biijai' meant! My teacher's boyfriend (also an MC) leaned over to me and said it in English to save me any more dead-air time but I definitely felt like a fool!
Thai's don't open gifts in front of people -- it's a way to save face. So, I opened my prize when I was waiting at a long stoplight on my way home. I got a juicer!! It's something I will definitely use but would never be able to afford something that 'frivolous' for myself! So, that made the horrors of the little game worthwhile. Here's a picture of the 72-count wan chrisamaaaaa..... juicer. I cracked up for the longest time when I opened it!!

